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Post by ManUtd19 on Dec 15, 2007 10:23:24 GMT
Lol, that's funny. More jokes people. The TR one was epic so we've gotta catch up
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Post by ManUtd19 on Dec 15, 2007 10:44:47 GMT
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Post by marcus leong on Dec 16, 2007 4:03:42 GMT
Rafa Benitez has defended his squad rotation system by explaining that it keeps the burglars guessing who will be at home on match days. lol bit cruel but lol LMAO! |
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Post by BayernUnited on Dec 18, 2007 17:01:54 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Dec 19, 2007 10:16:12 GMT
Miss Chernobyl 2004:  |
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 14:45:06 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 14:45:24 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 14:50:10 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 14:50:44 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 14:54:31 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 15:55:16 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 15:56:02 GMT
 Sorry for language lol |
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 15:58:17 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:00:01 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:02:26 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:02:45 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:06:54 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:08:11 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:09:44 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 4, 2008 16:14:43 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 11, 2008 14:55:17 GMT
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 11, 2008 14:57:06 GMT
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room, and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world''s most powerful military organization HQ. But, luckily, no one was around to see him.
So, he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When it arrived, it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one waiting outside. "This must be my lucky day," he said to himself. He was now only a few yards from his office.
Suddenly, he heard footsteps coming from around the corner. He heard the General''s voice. There was no way he'd make it to his door in time, so he ducked into the closest office available, and found himself in the laboratory for Research & Development. The Head Scientist looked up from one of her experiments with puzzled interest.
The soldier thought quickly, stood up straight and saluted.
"I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Device," he said.
"I see," the Head Scientist said. "But the Shrink Ray seems to be working perfectly."
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 11, 2008 14:58:15 GMT
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 11, 2008 14:59:05 GMT
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
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Post by ManUtd19 on Jan 11, 2008 15:00:23 GMT
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."
Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
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